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Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Wednesday, 06-Oct-2004 9:53:52

A couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota decided to go to Florida for a few days
to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. Since both spouses worked,
they had difficulty coordinating their schedules, so the decision was made
to have the husband leave for Florida on a certain day, with the wife
following
him one day later.

The man made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to
his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in
Minneapolis
an email. However, he left off one letter in typing his wife's email address
and sent the email off without realizing his error.

In another part of the country, a widow had just returned from the funeral
of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to
glory
just a few days earlier. She decided to check her email because she was
expecting to hear from her husband's relatives and friends.

Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to
the floor. The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the
floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email
message:

To My Loving Wife:

I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival
here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Your Devoted Husband.

PS: Sure is hot down here.

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 06-Oct-2004 9:56:40

LOL! that was brilliant.